I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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