no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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