Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I am naked and annoyed.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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