i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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