he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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