Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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