summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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