No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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