That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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