Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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