that's an acceptable place to lick
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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