Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I have post one night stand depression
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