How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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