I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
