Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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