I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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