his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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