Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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