i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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