What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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