Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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