Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Someone signed my nipple.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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