@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just had sex on a roof
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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