I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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