if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I touched a dick in church today
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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