Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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