Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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