i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize