Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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