Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I have aggressive nipples.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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