well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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