And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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