If i come over, it means nothing
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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