and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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