The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Text me some of your sweat
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Randomize
