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if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Let's get the cat blown out
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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