And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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