Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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