I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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