This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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