Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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