They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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