i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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