So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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