would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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