I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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