kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Dicks are not precious.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
