On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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