Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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