i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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