do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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