he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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