Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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