Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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