you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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