Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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